Billions of years ago, Neptune's gravity seized a wandering body from the outer solar system, and the consequences were total: the planet's original moons were shattered, their fragments left to slowly reassemble into the inner moons we observe today. New observations from the James Webb Space Telescope have brought this ancient catastrophe into focus, revealing that what orbits Neptune now is not a primordial family but a rebuilt one — born from the wreckage of a violent cosmic adoption. The story of Triton is, in this sense, a reminder that the architecture of worlds is not fixed at birth, b